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DeathNote crack: Yaoi proven

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Light- *reading the news for criminals on his laptop; secretly creating a hit list*

L- *sitting near Light, just thinking and eating a sweet*

Near- *is on his own laptop, looking up toy prices*

L- *gets bored and pokes Light's shoulder, not moving his finger*

Light- *pokes him back and doesn't move his finger either, giving L a 'really' look?*

L- You are going to lose

Light- I am not.

L- *looks over to Near* Near, Kira's fighting a battle he is going to lose *referring to the poking*

Light- I am not going to lose…and what makes you think I'm Kira? *looks annoyed*

L- I am five percent sure you are Kira.

Light- On what grounds? You have no physical evidence.

L- 10 percent sure.

Light- Ugh, we're going to get nowhere with this investigation!

Near- *sighs and clicks on a DeviantART fan art pic of them* you two really want to keep poking each other? *shows them the picture*

L- *blinks and quickly jumps away, putting a blanket over his head, rocking back and forth in a fetal position*

Light- *tossing pillows on top of him* take em! Leave me! Do not want!

Near- *to himself* L and Light….cosplay *clicks on a cosplay picture of them and shows it to them* question, what's that about?

L- *leans up, looks at the picture*

Light- *looks shocked*

L- *looks at Light, shaking his head* I told you there was a camera! I told you!

Light- It is not my fault, that freaking Matt is so resourceful. I didn't know he put cameras in our room!

L- I didn't know either!

Near- *has been typing in Matt's number and gets a hold of him via cell phone while they bicker* hey Matt? Yeah, I showed them that cosplay pic of them like you wanted me to; and I audio recorded them admitting it.

L- *looks at Near in surprise*

Light- *Jaw drops before glaring at Near*

L- *Begins throwing plushies at Near*

Near- *tries to dodge the plushies and fails* yes, I'll bring it over to you… do I still get my action figure?

L- *hits him with a pillow*

Near- *gets up and begins to move away* Yeah, you can put it on twitter; I've got to go, L's being uncharacteristically violent *closes his phone and tries to run away*

L- Near, get back here! *tackles him*

Light- *stands up and opens his death note* wait, I don't know his name… *shrugs and puts his killing weapons away* doesn't matter, this is a justified killing! *goes after them*
Me and my two besties get bored. So we randomly created this. Pure crack for the Yaoi lovers. enjoy

Characters inspired by:

Near- Me

L- KLW

Light- Keadastar
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